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A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.
(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"
"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
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similar to the dutch-runner but instead this involves two males each giving each other a dutch-runner, this does make those engaging in the double-dutch-runner gay since they are both doing it to each other.
Sally walked in on Hank and Norm doing a double-dutch-runner, thus finding out her husband was gay and shot herself.
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A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
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when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"
"man thats insane!"
Someone who's homiesexual
"I love all my homies equally" - 8-8 Runner
a Jamacian suz runner is where you throw a crack pipe in front of a semi-truck, wearing a thong and flipflops, run around the the semi twice and then you get snort coke off a strippers ass.
Jo is a Jamacian Suz Runner in the back alley.
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