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euphemism for a woman's vagina
Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.
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verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.
George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!
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A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
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man how many lover do you have???
jk Salmon man/Pretty Jerry you're cool
When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.
Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.
When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'
Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.
Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.
A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.
"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"
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