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Noun.
Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch
Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.
A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.
What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.
When a man wears his belt too tight, creating the appearance of links of sausage.
You need to loosen your belt. You have the sausage effect going on.
Solid waste matter from the body of a human being or animal.
GuyA: Dude, you left a big leather sausage in the toilet, Not Cool!
BuyB: Not as big as the one your Mom did on my chest last night
GuyA: Not Cool
A lady that has her box stuffed with dirty man parts.
Did you see all them dirty dicks sheena took last weeekend? That bitch is such a sausage dumpster.
When a man sticks his or her dick into another dick
“Yeah bro lets go do some Canadian sausage in the bathroom”
When you reach the level of fatness that your stomach starts to take on the same firm-yet-lumpy consistency of a cooked sausage.
The stage somewhere between a muffin top and losing Cheetos between your rolls.
Reference: Jurassic 5 - Sausage Gut
Person1: Check this out, my sausage gut is starting to mature. When I squeeze my rolls they're all firm and lumpy. If I keep it up with the eating contests, cheeze whiz snorkel, and twinkie sepository diet, I'll make it on The Biggest Loser in no time.
Person2: ::ralf::