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If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.
I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.
Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.
Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.
Girl: Well that explains it!
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smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.
I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.
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A woman who is no domestic goddess and emits sexual ambiguity
Broski - "She burns everything she cooks!"
Brosif "What a pan scratching Lesbian!"
Broski - "She's a lesbian?"
Brosif - "Meh, maybe?"
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A vagina that likes too scratch its bum.
"Rainbow my Punani Bum scratch" said the lady.
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a linux installation meant as a teaching tool with no package manager lmao
who even uses linux from scratch
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To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again
Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now
:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat
:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong
:dan Way to scratch your own balls
People (usually over 50 who didn't grow up with microwaves and who have spent more years not working than actually working, so they have loads of time on their hands;) looking down their nose at people who don't bake their own bread, make their own jam, make their own pastry, and spend 3 hours a day, chopping and peeling and cooking every last morsel from scratch.
Many of these pseudo-intellectuals claim to even 'grow' their own foods; fruit, veg and grain, etc etc, and they scoff at people who buy frozen veg, and lecture them fervently on how much better 'fresh' is. And they name anyone who uses ready meals as chavs or lazy or somehow sub-intelligent.
Who the hell does Sylvia think she is, having a go at me for giving my kids microwave toad-in-the-whole. She is such a cook-from-scratch snob.
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