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If you're using ecstasy and drinking alot of water, you might not have to use the bathroom for a considerable length of time but once you "break the seal" you'll have to pee every 5 minutes.
Did you break the seal yet? Drink more water!
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The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.
My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.
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The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.
Hold on, I need to insert a seal team
Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere
"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."
synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.
Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.
Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.
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The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.
Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!
A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!
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n. an argument in which you are arguing for the heck of it and may actually be against what you are arguing for. It originated in England when a girl named Anna became heavily involved with her friend Helen in an argument about whether it was ok to kill baby seals by smashing their skulls with hammers in Alaska because they had been eating the fish of the village.
" The nice woman from greenpeace was involved in a heated baby seal argument with me yesterday at the bookstore telling me that global warming is not a problem whatsoever and should be ignored. We lauged it off."
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