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I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.
Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?
A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"
"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
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The sexual act of "going down" on a woman.
Just got off my Flight to Boston and now my lady is insisting that I take a Flight to Seattle. I just got off the plane and already have jet lag, can't this wait till the morning?!
When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning
Being high during a threesome, cumming in a girls mouth, it comes out the nose, and another girl eats the cummy (gummy).
I was with these 2 bitches and one ate my Seattle Gummy
A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.
At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.
When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.