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Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol
Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.
someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves
Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?
Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
Sweat from the underneath of a males balls
I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.
When a girl is giving you a blowjob (probably under the table) while you try to talk with someone who doesn't know what's happening down there
Damn bro, she gave me a epic secret blo at the bar yesterday
A Favorite Sex Toy Store No One Knows You Have
Where did you get that sex toy? Novelty Secrets, now put it down.
A phrase popularized by a certain jew from East Brunswick, New Jersey. Essentially, another saying for "vagina" or "pussy" but in a somewhat more intellectual manner.
Yehuda: "Stop trying to set me up with Beatrice, I don't want my cock inside her internal secretion!"
A loud secret is when you have a secret that you want people to know but at the same time you don’t
I smile weed I want to keep it a loud secret