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Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

by Professor Computer November 12, 2018


Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022


Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !

Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "

by Doogie Robertson November 01, 2006


Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 11, 2006


They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds

They Tried to Bury Us but They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds — the battle cry of minority communities across America that explains the reasons they flourish in spite of: racism, gerrymandering, systematic oppression, and initial poverty.

Don’t you know that if you bury a seed it will put down roots and grow stronger.

Message to The Republican Party from the minority communities of America: They Tried to Bury Us; but, They Didn’t Know We Were Seeds. The more you oppress us; the stronger we will become.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 04, 2023


If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger

A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018


Passive Seeding

Verb

To have casual sex - opposite of Active Seeding.

"passive seeding = casual sex" ~ Sylva 2022

Sylva: Hey Aatif, how you doing?

Aatif: I'm good bro, I just had some casual sex

Sylva: You mean Passive Seeding?

Aatif: Yes, I Passive Seeded this girl!

by Voltz7788 March 20, 2022