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A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.
S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji
A selfie double entendre is a picture devised to be or is unintentionally understood in either of two ways. Typically one of the interpretations is rather obvious whereas the other is more subtle. The more subtle of the interpretations is sometimes sexually suggestive. It may also convey a message that would be socially awkward, or even offensive, to state directly. (The Oxford English Dictionary describes a double entendre as being used to "convey an indelicate meaning".)
This Selfie Double Entendre is understood by some but not all.
Chronic, progressive ache in the arm from taking too many selfies.
Doctor put my arm in a sling, urged I put my cell phone in the drawer. Diagnosis: "Selfie Tunnel Syndrome."
The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.
Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.
If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.
For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.
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n. A picture taken of one's self looking to the side with the hood of their hoodie in the upright position. Known to symbolize being awesome or amazing at what you do or generally better than everyone.
Paul: Did you see Wolfgang's new profile pic?
Clarence: Yeah, a hoodie side selfie. He must be a badass.
<Wolfgang walks by in hoodie, ignoring both of them because he's a badass>
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Really taking advantage and pleasure of ones own smart phones camera by turning it toward their personal focus of interest, usually their six pack abs or the shapely buttocks or other parts on ones own body and then posting it to the internet, removing ones self yet sharing at the same time.
To " know thy selfie" is the opposite of , to " know thy self".
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A self-taken picture where the person protrudes thier lips
There must be millions of fish lip selfies on facebook.
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