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A smart remark a smart ass would use for someone he/she doesn't like
That ass whole over there is being a shaft licker.
Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.
Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.
When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.
Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.
What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll
Lauren stop being a shaft grabber
A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.
Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.
A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!