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Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -
One of the best friends anyone could ask for! She’s literally perfection!
Did you see jolynn Shannon? She’s perfect!
You can hit Shannon wallis anywhere on every Wednesday
Hit Shannon wallis day you can hit her on every Wednesday.
A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night
SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL
This is the Head teacher of Great sankey high. He goes by many names like "Shannon the cannon" and "Shan dog" he is a mega nonce and has a gang of teachers who wear orang hi-visual vests
(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
Written by yazali599
Here comes Mr Shannon the dirty pig