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The name for someone who dates you, breaks up with you, and then comes begging to date you again, ( A Whore )
I dated Shannon Warwick
When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.
When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
A German Jewish twat
Not racist just that they're a dumb fritz
Shannon Jackson is a horrible piefke
She’s so hot and cool and u would be lucky to have them as ur friend
Is that Shannon Jackson ?
Yeah why ?
They are so cool
A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!