shock jock

An opinionated person who hosts a radio show, usually a talk show, who has wild views and shocks the general listenership.

James Whale and Howard Stern are shock jocks

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After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given

I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

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shock coil

Sylux's Affinty weapon in Metroid prime hunters. The shock coil fires a circuit of energy that locks somewhat on the enemy. If sylux is using the weapon it sucks out the health of his oppenent and adds it to his own. It is critizied "cheap" although the noobs that do critisize dont get that they have a alternate form.

"OMFG THE SHOCK COIL IS SO CHEAP."

"Stfu n00b, and use your alt."

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Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

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wreckhead shock

An acute condition affecting wreckheads, triggered by overstimulation of the brain while on psychedelic drugs.
It results in sudden paralysis, loss of balance and loss of consciousness.

<Dave> Hey look, Tesco! Shall we pop in for a drink?
<Steve> Yeah, sure.
* The wreckheads walk into the supermarket, immediately noticing how bright, colourful and trippy the place looks.
<Dave> Holy shit, this is intense.
<Steve> Yeah, innit! What do you think, Pete? ...Pete?!
* Pete is spazzing out on the floor.
<Steve> Oh fuck, I think Pete has wreckhead shock, let's get him outta here!
<Dave> Fuck's sake, who's idea was it to go into a supermarket?

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Ball Shock

The minor pain and discomfort in the male groin area when jumping down from a high place and landing too rigid, causing the scrotum to endure the stresses of high G's and "spring" back. Usually the sensation is similar to being sack tapped.

As I snapped the board to ollie down the 9-stair, I pussed out and bailed. After landing a bit stiff, the hard impact made cause for a healthy dose of Ball Shock.

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Shock site

A shock site is a website that is intended to be offensive to its viewers, though it can also contain elements of (in some viewers) sexual arousal. They contain material of high shock value, generally of an NSFW nature. Some shock sites display a single picture, animation, video clip or small gallery, and are circulated via email or disguised in posts to discussion sites as a prank. Gallery sites can contain beheadings, execution, electrocution, suicide, murder, stoning, torching, drowning, vehicular accidents, war victims, rape, necrophilia, genital mutilation and other sexual crimes.

Shock sites are the worst thing in the world! They should not exist!

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