You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

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National Shut The Fuck Up Day

Today’s the day were we take a moment to SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE NATIONALS THING

hey albeit u ever heard of National shut the fuck Up day?

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National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

National shut the fuck up day

every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story

tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut

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cold glass of shut the hell up

Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)

You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.

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shut up baby, i know it

saying, originating from the character 'bender' in 'futurama'. a statement associated with pimps, and gives the speaker a sense of power and self-worth. however, overexcessive use may result in physical pain.

- "it's raining outside"
- "shut up baby, i know it"
- "gaaaaaah!!" (physical violence follows)

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Just Write a Check and Shut Up.

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."

Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.

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