ski-tard

1. a mentally challenged person that practices the sport of down-hill or cross-country skiing
2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck E. cheese's

the unusual person flying down the slope with their tongue flapping in the wind.

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ski season

the great time of year when your friends parents go off to ski quite far away leaving the house empty for a series of house parties.

Woot woot ski season 05-06!

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car skiing

When a female sits between two males in a car and grabs their penises like ski poles and masturbates them.

Kristen Stewart was car skiing in that "On the Road" movie.

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Ski Swag

When a skier who under any other circumstance would be ridiculously annoying and gay has swag. They wear baggy clothing and do tricks but most importantly do not use those gay poles.

person 1:That guy has some serious ski swag bro.
person 2: real talk.

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You ski?

1. Derivation of the question "You see?", most notably used by foreign workers at local convenience stores. Its usage is flexible, and can proceed any sentence.

2. "Do you agree?"

It is a nice day. You ski?

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Ski Racer

A flaming homosexual.

"well maybe he's a homo?"
"I don't like derogatory terms,, lets call him a ski racer."

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ski lo

A slang term for a digital Scale. most commonly used by drug dealers.

pass me the ski lo yo - i gotta can weigh out these sacks.

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