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car skiing

When a female sits between two males in a car and grabs their penises like ski poles and masturbates them.

Kristen Stewart was car skiing in that "On the Road" movie.

by teamkstew November 20, 2012


Ski Swag

When a skier who under any other circumstance would be ridiculously annoying and gay has swag. They wear baggy clothing and do tricks but most importantly do not use those gay poles.

person 1:That guy has some serious ski swag bro.
person 2: real talk.

by tebowner January 16, 2012


You ski?

1. Derivation of the question "You see?", most notably used by foreign workers at local convenience stores. Its usage is flexible, and can proceed any sentence.

2. "Do you agree?"

It is a nice day. You ski?

by 7-11 March 28, 2003


Ski Racer

A flaming homosexual.

"well maybe he's a homo?"
"I don't like derogatory terms,, lets call him a ski racer."

by skwelch March 02, 2010


ski lo

A slang term for a digital Scale. most commonly used by drug dealers.

pass me the ski lo yo - i gotta can weigh out these sacks.

by Miniballer July 07, 2005


Ski the Slopes

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

by INFAMOUS C January 09, 2004


Ski-tard

1.The retard on skis who is constantly cutting you off as you go down the hill on your skis/board.

2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.

Joe: Geez, sorry it took so long for me to get down to the lift! There was a ski-tard in front of me the whole time.

Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!

by Dr Lina P June 12, 2009