Shaurya Slap

When you are bangin a dime honey bitty from behind and you furiously strike her in the BASE OF THE SPINE. This causes her whole body to lock up into a massive seizure, and thus tightens whatever hole the man is profusely penetrating. Similar to the donkey punch, but even more twisted.

Shaurya: Yo I just put an air freshener in my sheets.
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!

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pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

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Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

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bitch slapped

The humiliating act of slapping someone across the face. To be avoided.

You keep it up, she will bitch slap you!

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skank slap

like a bitch slap but only better. It hurts more since skanks are considered bitches but only worse. Use all your power when you skank slap someone.

Ann: OMG I HATE HER SO MUCH
Lisa: So why dont you bitch slap her
Ann: I cant bitch slap her because she is a skank so i will give her a powerful SKANK SLAP across the face

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diction slap

When a person makes a grammatical error and you correct them

Robert: Hey Lisa I need to "ax" you a question
Lisa: Did you just say "ax"? I think you mean ask.
Guillermo: Dang Robert Lisa just diction slapped you

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pap slap

Where an individual slaps the 'paps' or man breasts of an innocent and unsuspecting male bystander.

"OMG Gerry just got pap slapped LOL"

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