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when a lady is too scared to sit in a public restroom and crouches over the seat so she doesn't touch it. Then she sneezes and takes a poop all over the wall.
"damn the ladies restroom looks like someone took a hover a sneeze poo all over the place"
"sorry man but you got to clean a hover a sneeze poo today"
The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.
We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.
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The act of a male ejaculating up the nose of a previously selected partner. The presence of man-juice will cause the partner to sneeze, preferably over the ejaculators' face.
Oi Steve, get Natasha over, I want to give her a Cream Sneeze.
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when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.
eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!
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When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
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may 17th, 2023
sneeze at 12:00 EST becuz y not
"I sneezed on international sneeze day yay"
International sneeze day is an international experiment created by the North Korean government on May 17, 12:00 eastern daylight saving time. The experience was originally proposed on January third, 2023 as test for the effect it would have on earth’s core. Some say the test is flawed, because there is no way of knowing how many people worldwide actually participate. Therefore, for results to be anywhere close to accurate, nearly every person would have to sneeze simultaneously. To promote this, the Canadian, United States, Brazilian, Mexican, Chinese, Russian, and other governments deployed a plan of how to spread the word through apps such as “TikTok” and “Twitter” using bots and payed celebrity ads.
“I’m so excited for international sneeze day!” Said bob the senile man