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A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.
Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.
Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?
Sober Richard.
Ah I ain’t going then.
sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.
I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.
When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis
This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!
Diet Sober… no alcohol only all other drugs!
I’m diet sober… what’s diet sober? Im not drinking but ill rip a blunt or catch up with Molly. Are you diet sober?
"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
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