SpongeBob SquarePants is super sexy and with a very very very big penis
SpongeBob SquarePants Is sooooooooooooooo cute
a tv show about two moron sponges who are shaped weird as fuck and one works for a money grubbing bitch
“your life is built like spongebob squarepants”
“fuck you”
He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. If nautical nonsense be something you wish, then he is your guy.
Hey Spongebob Squarepants, drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.
WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.
Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS
Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!
Person 1: Do you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Person 2: Yes, it's the best anime in the known universe.
Person 1: Why weren't you drowned at birth?
the show you watch to pull you out of a deep depression and have you pissing laughing
fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella