START PARODY

the START of a PARODY. which is spelt wrong.

so now ypu know

something that starts with d and is very long

i know what your thinking

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Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

Cold Start

A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!

Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!

Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!

Start the hat

Start telling the truth

“Im so rich” start the hat we know your lying

2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?

Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."

French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.