The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks
A man who is the recincarnation of God and who teaches cross countey
Christan: Let's go pray to God
Atheist: Don't you mean Mr Stock
Christan: Oh yeah duh
*Handshake*
The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.
The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well
“She got a stock pot”
“What’s up stock pot?”
very pretty lady, practically married to ranpo, and definitely a cool ass person.
Stocking Anarchy is my favorite sister, panty is ugly as shit
the baddest character in panty and stocking with garterbelt
person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever