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School of International Development and Global Studies

The SIDGS is a program at the University of Ottawa in international development. It attracts the largest number of students in the whole faculty of social sciences.

It is known for its contingent of English Canadian hippies and Franco Ontarians who don't know what to do with their life but want to travel and want to get through university without learning anything too rough. In between two joints they learn to hate the IMF and the World Bank and that participatory research methods is THE shit. After four years they also finally realise that international development is a load of crap, and they should study something else if they want a good job.

The profs in the SIDGS are an amalgation of academics and field practitioners, mostly all Marxist. Is it thought that there are two factions within the SIDGS Marxist group, a maoist one led informally by an old development worker, and a Trotskyist one led by an old sociology professor who is plotting to take over the SIDGS to turn it into a revolutionary unit. When a large enough number of DVM alumni realise they can't get a job, they will most likely join this organization to become the cannon fodder of the revolution.

(In a School of International Development and Global Studies typical class discussion group)

Teacher's Assistant: So did anyone read the text for today?

Most students: No...

TA: Can someone who read it sum it up? (i.e. the TA doesn't understand shit about DVM either...)

One student: Yeah, it says the IMF f**ked all the development in Africa and they're full of shit.

TA: (reading the text) Yes... yes you're right that's what it said.

by Bittos Bittos-Ghali August 6, 2011

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good good study day day up

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good good study day day up

by zhangw April 18, 2014

187πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


The day when you shouldn't study

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day

-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

by Don't drink and Drive May 4, 2021

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1-2-3-4 Study Technique

1. Drink an energy drink, preferably something strong like NOS
2. Look through your notes as fast as you can, regardless of if you can actually read it or understand it.
3. Bust a Nut (tm).
4. Take a nap.

Repeat steps 3 and 4 as necessary.

Also known as the 3-4-3

"Have you heard of the 1-2-3-4 Study Technique?"
"Yeah dude, in fact, I'm going to do a 3-4-3 right now before my chemistry test!"
"Awesome!"

by Erik Ward September 20, 2007

36πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

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What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 9, 2020


should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

help

should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

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