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Obsessive surfing

To constantly surf the Internet, sometimes with out noticing you were doing it.

"I'm so addicted to the Internet I keep finding my self obsessive surfing!"

by bro fist July 14, 2015


Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.

Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!

by Yaj White December 28, 2010


surf monkey

the new NHL team The Seattle Surf Monkeys

i cheer for the surf monkeys

by orangesurfmonkey December 7, 2018


Rim Surfing

To drive a car without tires; only "surfing" on the rims.

Damn that guy really be rim surfing in his whip.

by coleismole August 21, 2023


bong surfing

Upon running out of your own weed and being too broke to buy more; you then visit a different friend each day to get smoked out on their supply.

Garrett is so broke right now, I hear he's been bong surfing just to get high.

by rugtol44 July 1, 2018


Chain surfing

to balance on a slacked chain that runs between two poles, typically found in urban environments that were designed to have an old-fashioned look. In order to maintain balance, you keep your arms raised and the chain moves sideways, making it look as if you were on a real surf board.

-That kid over there dropped his phone when he was chain surfing

by benjaminf12 December 16, 2013


ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

by Juan John August 26, 2019