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D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
Mexican GTA maid that gets paid 1 penny and half a stick of gum she also sings Dora
Boy 1:Hey, who’s Susan
Boy 2: Susan is my Mexican GTA maid
Boy 1: oh that’s so cool
Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.
Boy: Hey what are your pronouns
Girl: My pronouns are Susan
Based on Susan Walters, an emergency room nurse for 30 years who survived an attempted murder on her life by a hit man in Oregon. She fought like a warrior, killed her attacker and still showed incredible compassion towards her ex-husband for ordering the hit. A Susan is a prepared fighter who won’t back down in protecting themself or others. If they have to end you they will, but they won’t enjoy it because they value human and are very empathetic.
Wow! Did that person seriously just get hit by another driver and rush over to see if they’re okay? What a total Susan.
Another name used as a definer of character (See "Karen" or "Becky") Susan is a woman that is naive and/or clueless... She cannot typically understand sarcasm and she rarely "gets" the joke.
What do you mean you don't it?!?!? Ugh, you're such a Susan