turtleneck sweater

An uncircumcised sweater

Sarah: "I like your turtleneck sweater!"
John: "Which one?"

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sweater god

When someone tells you to "swear to God" but, you know you're lying, you quickly say "sweater God".

friend: you piped her? swear to God!

you: sweater God!

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my sweater

Term used when girls want to sneak a bottle of alcohol sitting semi unsupervised with a group of people.

Girl 1: discreetly throws sweater near or on top of bottle and begins to walk away
"Oh I'v dropped my swaeter"

Girl 2: " ill grab it for you" swipes the alcohol beneath the sweater and brings it to her accomplis.

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italian sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift as it makes them unique.

LeMort: Omg look at my italian sweater!
Girl: Omg so hawt! I want to have your babies!

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Sweater vest

a lot of chest hair

excess hair folicles on ones' chest

Man #1- "Hey, you shave your chest?"
Man #2-"Watchu say boi?"
Man #1-"I said...you have a nice sweater vest."

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Ugly Sweater

A sweater of no/or little value often torn or missing specific lettering/logos/tags that any normal sweater might of once had.

I ran out of laundry so I wore my ugly sweater.

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Sweater vest

It's not a thing. People try to make it a thing but It shouldn't ever be a thing

"What is John wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"What is a sweater vest"
"It's not a thing"

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