Taint Henneley

When you pass out after a long night of drinking and your friends shave their pubes and glue them to your face. AKA "Sasquatch Dingleberry."

Last night my buddy got wasted and we gave him a "Taint Henneley."

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

taint gobbler

someone that enjoys consuming the area between a mans bootyhole and pp

im a really good taint gobbler

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

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taint troft

The section between a fat chicks stank clam and her taint. It generally is always sweaty and stank cause she has a hard time reaching those spots.

when someone is licking up and down between her vagina and asshole the "taint troft"

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Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

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Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.

The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.

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