i'd tap

another way to say to have sex with someone

man look at Sarah over there, I'd tap that

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ball tap

When you flick your hand really fast and hit a guys balls.

My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.

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ball tap

Mans greatest fear. Feared more than Oprah

Jim: What would be the worst way to die?

Bill: Get a balltap by Oprah

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Bro Tap

1) to playfully strike someone in the sternum with your knuckles.

2)A girl in which a bro would like to tap.

3) A way of expressing yourself at pep rallies

4) to penetrate a fellow bro's anus with your penis and or other object (hand, black dildo, Statute of Liberty, Umbrella, or a watermellon)

* Oh dude you your bro tap took my breath away (example of def. 1 & 4)

* Guy 1: School Spirit!!!
Guy 2: Bro Tap (smacks Guy 1 in the sternum)

* Girl: I'm so drunk right now
Guy: wanna join me in a bro tap? (Example of 2)

* Guy: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Example 4)

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Tap and gap

1) Having sex with the intention of leaving afterwards never to be heard from again.

2) A one night stand with no potential for seconds.

3) A way to tell your friends she was mingin' without saying that outright.

Similar Sayings: Root & Boot, Hump & Dump, Nail & Bail, Wet & Forget, Screw & Find Someone New, Fuck & Flee

Thoughtful Mate: "Bro you don't wana do THAT!"
Horney Hopeful with questionable standards: "Don't worry bro, it's just a Tap and Gap."

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I'd tap that

“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.

In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"

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sack tap

The sudden and random striking of a person's cock and balls with slight wrist action.

I sack tapped him so hard today that he fell down on the ground.

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