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Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.

I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.

by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023


ra ta ta tee tee tah tah

Something the first winner of Ru Paul's Drag Race said in a song challenge for her all stars appearance.

Me: Hey
BeBe Zahara Benet: ra ta ta tee tee tah tah
Me: Oh, okay, I take it your happy
BeBe Zahara Benet: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by school is so boring omg December 12, 2022


josha lotta tees

Sea turtle that swims and eats fish all day

The last remaining Josha lotta tees has not been spotted for some time

by Alottatees November 9, 2022


BIG TEE (TNC)

ONE WHO IS A FREAK! ONE WHO DOES NASTY THINGS TO ANYONE AND ANYTHING! ONE WHO HAS A BUNCH OF HOES AND PEOPLE THEY DONE RAN THROUGH

DON'T BIG TEE (TNC) ME

by BIG DOVER TEE September 18, 2022


The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018


kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 8, 2010


Tee-ball Tommy

a Caveman named Tommy that can't get girls in his own league, so he must move down a couple.

"Look at Tee-ball Tommy, hes 16 years old and he can only get nerdy 8th graders."

by Punanii August 14, 2009