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To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.
My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles
A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!
when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis
"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"
"How was it?"
"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"
A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.