Tented

v. fucked in a tent

When we went camping, my boyfiend and I tented midday in the rain.

Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.

It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.

Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?

titillating tenting

Closing the openings to your tent at a campsite before lovemaking.

The couple was titillating tenting at SC's only national park at night-Congaree.

Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.

"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."

Mississippi camp tent

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent

Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”