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A small town east of Dallas with 3 exits, none of which are usable because of the INSANE amount of people that live here. Trying to go anywhere on a Saturday is a complete clusterfuck of epic proportions. There is almost always a lane closure or wreck somewhere along the interstate (because rich white people constantly fuck with their phone while driving) that will add to your headache. Rockwall is a great place to live if you want to realize how soon you can hate a place that you just moved to and ultimately go back to Dallas.
Rockwall Texas is a place I cannot wait to move away from.
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A 5-card variant of poker. Each player dealt two cards face down. 1 round of betting. 3 cards dealt face up in the 'community' which any player can use. These cards are called the flop. More betting. 1 more card to community, known as the turn or fourth street. Bet again. 5th community card, known as the river. Final round of betting. Best 5 card hand wins. Any combo of the two cards in your hand, and the 5 community cards.
Game has become very popular recently due to ESPN's televised World Series of Poker from Las Vegas. Also, Bravo's Celbrity Poker.
Me and the guys are gonna play some holdem later
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The back and forth twisting motion of the hands by a female while performing oral sex on a male. The hands twist left and right while stroking up and down the shaft simultaneously.
My girlfriend was blowing me last night, but she went all texas twister on my junk.
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when you're having anal sex with a girl and you build up so much pressure that when you pull out a stream of shit squirts out like oil
"My roommate did a texas prospector and now there's shit all over my bed."
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Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.
Last week I was in the locker room and saw a pair of ballsacks in a Texas standoff.
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A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.
And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.
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A "Texas Dip" is an extremely low curtsey that is traditionally performed at debutante balls. The debutante being "presented" crosses her ankles and lowers herself to the floor, turning her head at the last moment to avoid getting lipstick on her dress.
The term is also a vulgar slang term for oral sex.
"Betty-Jean did the most beautiful Texas Dip back there... and the one she did at the ball wasn't bad neither."
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