idk: I don't know wyd: what are you doing?
idc: I don't care STFU: shut the f*ck up
Istg: I swear to god TL;DR: too long, didn't read
LMK: let me know tbh: to be honest
brb: be right back TTYL: talk to you later
Lmao: laughing my @$$ off FAQ: frequently asked question
Np: no problem ILY: I love you
text abreviations
p1: WYD?
p2: eating you?
p1: watching a movie, and istg it so boring
p2: ok LOL LMK if it gets interesting
P1: ok TTYL
Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.
"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."
When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.
Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".
1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages
2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off
Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man
When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person
"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"
When you, for some odd reason, make a lot of typos. Almost as if you have forgotten how to type.
Bill: hiw aee ypu dping?
Jane: Dude you are so text tied
This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime
Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda
Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma