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An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?
a purple crasin with a snip snap 50% off coupon glove.
Thanos is a boomer
A mentally challenged, purple man who plans to bring peace to the universe using his foreign rizz and colorful rock collection. Can bench a whole ass spaceship, so don't get too close.
Ah, Thanos adopted another wacko orphan.
The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.
Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"
Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"
Interviewer: "No"
Thanos: "Exactly"
An old Barney. His famous sentence is," you shood have gone for the head".
Thanos coming for them stones.
A big purple raisin with a rock collection
Ant man flew up the button of thanos and exploded him