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World's largest collection of stolen items.
The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.
The best, most exciting, and under-valued genre of TV ever.
You gotta watch those new British shows innit just great mate
The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.
The British Apocolypse is upon us lot
A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland
Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair
Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it
"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.
A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent
Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?
He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.
The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.
You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.