Churched Up

Churched Up refers to anything or anyone that presents themselves as being better than they really are. It can also refer to over exposure either by the media or by advertisement. Loosely derived from getting dressed up to go to church, or believing that going to church makes you appear as being a better person than you really are.

"Britney Spears is so churched up, we all know she's really just a busted red-neck!"

"Crystal Pepsi has to be one of the most churched up products in history"

"Everytime I turn the TV on I hear about "Brangelina", they are so F'in Churched!"

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God Church

A lyric from It's Everyday Bro created by our Lord and Savior Jake Paul, which he tried to compare his new merch to a christian or jewish church. Probably trying to compare his new merch with his own religion which is the Jakepaulers and the name of his church is God Church

1)SORRY BRO I GOTTA GO TO GOD CHURCH AND PLAY WITH MY SPINER BUT NOT MY WEINER.

2)YOU KNOW WHAT !!! FLIP KENDRICK LAMAR I PREFER JAKE PAULAND GO TO HE'S GOD CHURCH.

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church finger

when you use your ring finger to flip someone off instead of the middle finger. This way you can do it in front of religious old people without making them freak out and call you a heathen.

Ari over there really be using the church finger on me

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Church Fanatic

Noun. A person who believes that imaginary people or places are real such as Jesus, God, Satan, angel, demon, Heaven, hell, etc. To remedy this, you must stop believing that these imaginary beings are real or you will be labeled as a "church fanatic" and possibly be put in a mental hospital.

Keep your silly ideas away from me, you church fanatic.

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Church Fag

1. (n.) The guy in front of the choir singing and playing the tambourine really enthusiastically.
2. The big gay guy at church who has nicer shoes than you and swings his arms a lot when he walks
3. The man with homosexual tendencies who makes announcements

Don't be a church fag

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Mark a church

Where a group writes the number 666 or draws a trident or an upside down cross or any or all of them on a church building or its driveway ect. at night.

Did you know that they are gona mark a church down the street?

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uniting church

the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.

i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching

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