case you can get by playing crab game with gay stuff inside;
jeff: i get a crab box let's open it
another jeff: wow you're lucky crab box are very cool
crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants
One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation
I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car
When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy
No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs
when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.
Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.
Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*