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David, sometimes pernounced Jub-Jub, is French for veiny hard bee penis. A person who has personality, in his own way, and is addicted to shitty videogames and anime. His appearence is discribed as a feral cave man, who can't help but to smack things with his dick. Fucks honey bees in his spare time. A David is wildly attracted to young male leprechauns, and vice versa targeted most by Irish sexual predaters for the looseness of his ass and the relaxed nature when under stress. David's can usualy survive for weeks only buy the nutrition provided by the up to 30 gallons of semen stored in their single hump. Is prone to PMS or acting women like, although he is probaly male. David's are now nearly extinct due to overhunting for their pelts, semen sacks, and estrogen. If you see a David, it would be best to perform a mercy killing with sand paper and a straw hat.
If you see the David, kill the David.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.
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A guy or animal who is hyperactive and screams like a girl. Usually innocent and nice.
Stop acting like a David!
Haha you are acting like a David.
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A cheating man whore. Usually thinks he's gods gift to woman, yet doesnt know how to keep his dick in his pants to save his life.
girl one- "Ugh did you hear about her boyfriend?"
girl two- "yea He's such a David..."
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A selfish, egotistical wanktard who is the asswhole of the world. David is know for compulsive lying, cheating, philandering and telling half truths stated in such a way where it seems like he's telling the whole truth. Also know for having radical personality changes mostly associated with people suffering from bipolar disorder. Other than these small set backs, he is still not the person you would want to be stranded on an island with.
Man, I really hate that guy! He's such a david!
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Dumb ass nigga who gets no bitches 😂
David is a bitch
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1)a type of scatchy material used to wipe your ass
2)a guy who walks around in a towel
3)an annoying person who sleeps all day and doesnt do their homework
1)dude my ass is sore from using a david
2)why's he walking in a towel? oh hes just a david
3)stop being such a david and do your homework!
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A weird kid in your school, is known to make noises relating to that of halo enemeys.
David: *Mumbles crap* BLARG BLARG
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