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american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.
americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.
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American English is a language that has so many obvious rules that almost only Americans break.
the difference between "then" and "than". they almost always confuse them. I'm not American but I perfectly know when to use each one!
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English women are the craziest of women, they know how to live their life’s to the fullest! All they want in life is fun and happiness. Middle eastern countries often refer to the English as being sluts, however this is far from true. English women are the most loyal and honest people you’ll meet. Unlike the Germans and polish who are the most sluttiest of people. Polish women will sleep with anyone and anywhere just the same as Germans. So if you are wanting a European women please don’t go near the Germans or polish!! Chose an English lady if you want looking after, honesty, loyalty and a great life. An English lady will only do this to someone she truly loves.
An English women can make any man happy!
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1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.
2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.
I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.
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When someone goes to use the bathroom to deficate and they turn the shower on full blast to decieve the other people in the house. The steam will then carry the smell throughout the house making it blatently obvious of what occured
I think Suzie just took an english shower..
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Flagellation. Spanking. Flogging. Caning.
Mistress Catherine is heavily into "The English Vice". Her collection of canes would make any school master proud!
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Commonwealth English is the name for a mythical variety of English which is only defined as “not U.S.”, and ignores the fact that the Commonwealth of Nations is an international organization whose membership changes regularly.
There is no such distinct variety defined by either accent, vocabulary, or spelling and orthography. English within the Commonwealth of Nations is diverse – for example, Canadian English is more closely related to (U.S.) American English than to any other variety – while English dialects can cross the bounds of the Commonwealth, like Irish English, spoken in the Republic of Ireland which is left the Commonwealth a half-century ago, and in Northern Ireland a part of the United Kingdom, a charter member of the Commonwealth of Nations.
Here in Ottawa we speak and write Commonwealth English, same as in Auckland, Karachi, London, and Singapore.
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