A warm beer.
Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.
The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.
Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.
Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.
When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.
Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.
Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.
Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!
landon is a hillbilly thot. so is gianelly(loveyou🥺💕)
me- landon is a hillbilly thot
gianelly - and i oop sksksksk almost made me drop my hydro flask
landon is a fucking hillbilly thot
me- landon is a hillbilly thot.
gianelly - and i oop