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when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day
He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.
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The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.
The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.
It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.
Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.
Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
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a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
wow, that penguin hat is totally awesome
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Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
Snacky Penguin is an expression used to express.
Snacky Penguin!
A BRILLIANT game in which a small penguin population is knocked off of an iceberg for the entertainment of its sadistic players
Interviewer: What would you say is your life’s greatest achievement?
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄