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Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 3, 2020

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A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022


A Susan

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.

Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.

by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021


A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023


A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023


Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019


Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 10, 2019