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A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.
In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).
Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)
His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!
Other common analogies include:
A waste of space.
Fabio's Little Rent-Boy
Talentless
Get back to Burger-King
W(anke)R! (wanker)
These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.
England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'
England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!
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the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.
guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"
girl- "oral sex?"
guy- "yes ma'am!"
A person of godly proportion's that emits gallons of big dick energy anywhere he goes. If someone calls you this name, it is a sign of respect.
person: "your such a Wayne Thunberg"
other person: "thank you"
Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.
This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne
Two guys that like tag team action.
Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.
a response to anything chill or chaz
what u up too?
smoking herb.
jah-wayne!