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Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito
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whenever you wake up and are being inadvertently tickled by someone's head hair so you wrap it up with the cover.
When I awoke to Josanna's hair salad I wrapped her up and transformed her into a hair burrito which was less annoying.
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An extension of the expression dirty mexican. An individual with burrito armpit does not shower often and has severe body odor.
I need to take a shower - I've got a bad case of burrito armpit.
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When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.
Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.
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Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.
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A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.
Holy shit that flying burrito kick destroyed that baby, why would you burrito kick a baby?
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When you stick a burrito up your vagina and you let it heat up in there and then eat it.
"Hey..where did you get that burrito from?"
"Oh just my vagina. I mucho burritoed it."
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