What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.
"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.
"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"
Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
A mustache that is coarse and short, like a brush
"For no shave November, my boyfriend's carpet brush really made me uncomfortable but in a good way."
A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"
"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
“Dude how was it?”
“It was alright, but she had that carpet stank.”