Eating Dinner

A horrible excuse, often used by your friends, to go slip away to have "fun" with their peepee or lack there of: They go to "Eat Dinner." This excuse is often identified, as an excuse, because no one eats dinner in 2 seconds, and/or, 2-4 times in one day. Once you leave, after using this excuse, your friends will continually joke about you "Eating Dinner," until you return...

Wow, they must be satisfied after ,"Eating Dinner."

eating daisies

the act of putting yellow mustard on butt holes then licking. leave the middle brown to resemble a daisy.

we could all tell that Dick had been eating daisies by the mustard on his upper lip.

Eating House

The superior alternative to sororities. Rather than having to suck up to the members, they have to suck up to you so you'll elect to join their house.

Also known as "eating club."

Can be found at Davidson College (Rusk, Warner, Turner, Connor), Princeton University, etc.

Person 1: Do you think you're going to join an Eating House?
Person 2: Most definitely! But I can't decide between Turner and Rusk....

Eat Cake

1. Eating pussy
2. Eating out (sexually)
3. Eating a girl's stuff (cake)
4. To use your mouth to sexually stimulate a girl's vagina

Ex 1:
Kathy: Yeah, I sucked his dick and I was hoping he would return the favor but he doesn't eat cake!

Ex 2:
Bob: Kathy totally blew me last night.
Fred: No shit? Did you eat cake?
Bob: No! That shit's gross, dawg.

Eat a dick

Put that shit all up in your mouth, and enjoy it

Hey, eat a dick

Eat Cow!

A nonsensical battle cry of Shiny's Earthworm Jim. To ready one's foe for an attack.`

En Garde = Traditional
Eat Cow = Newer, more obsucre

Eat Butt

A general exclamation of happiness or excitement.

"I just made $1,000 gambling!"

"No way, Eat Butt!"