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A Jump And Fall Experience Or JAF Is Something That Starts Good At First But Then Goes To Dogshit Right After The Fun Parts.
Kind of Like Jerking Off But After You Nut Theres Nothing Much After That.
For Example
"Bro That Party Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
"I Was Watching Stranger Things Last Night It Was Kind Of A Jump And Fall Experience"
"Bro Last Night Was A Jump And Fall Experience"
When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
“you were a wonderful experience” is a fionna and cake reference in season 1 episode 10.
betty: you were a wonderful experience.
simon: you were everything.
An extremely uncomfortable experience
“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”
It is as horrible of the song NO KORE TEARS TO CRY as , the JIGSAW PRISON EXPERIMENT is the THINK TANK SKANK of very unpleasant discomforts that build more and more in intensity from the excretions and natural LIFE SAMPLES that the PEDOPHILE'S body put out PRISON somewhere
Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)
“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”