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Fail-Package

When you drop an air package in an unreachable spot, originated from call of duty MW2

oh man, i just got ac-130 air package, but it landed over the boundaries!!
wow, talk about Fail-Package

by dantheman282 November 22, 2009

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Epic Fail

A failure of epic proportions, often happening during an attempt at what should have been easily attainable.

the fact that you had to look up Epic Fail.

by UndergroundInsomniac July 24, 2009

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fail at life

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!

by anonymous March 20, 2005

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Sneeze Fail

The epic disappointment felt when you feel the urge to sneeze and it doesn't happen. Especially annoying when someone says "bless you" when you're making the I-have-to-sneeze face and then you can't sneeze.

I hate sneeze fails.

by abakerchick September 22, 2012

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Failing upwards

The act of performing horribly at your current position, while subsequently getting promoted or advanced to a more predominant position.

See Gavin Newsom

"How can the former Mayor of San Francisco (one of the most profitable cities in California) run the city into the ground, then THEN be elected Governor or the state? He really has this Failing Upwards thing down. Next stop, (after further trashing the state) the Presidency!

by Andrethegiant52 July 31, 2020

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Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.

Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by levia December 6, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex Fail

Some one who has failed Sex Ed. at least one time and has been, or currently is, pregnant; usually a teenage girl.

Wow, look at her, she got held back twice AND she's pregnant.

Ya I know, she's a Sex Fail.

by PyroDarkness September 9, 2008

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