get on board

To agree with a course of action or opinion

"It's a new approach and we want everyone to get on board and make it happen."

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getting hard

1. Male sexual excitement. Becoming sexually aroused to the point of penile erection. Growing a boner, stiffy or hard on.
2. Growing characteristically tougher. Referring to the hardening of one’s character usually brought on by great hardship.
3. Becoming difficult.

1. “Whenever Sarah gives me that look, she know's I'm getting hard”
2. “These final exams keep getting me down. I’m getting so hard I don’t give a shit anymore”
3. “It’s getting hard to tolerate your Mum’s dutch oven morning wakeups”

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get shit on

To experience a misfortune, specifically by someone else's doing either meaningful or not.

-When you hook up with an old flame and you pour in hundreds of dollars and all your time and energy and you buy her nice things and she says she's in it for the long haul, but then leaves you when you don't suit her anymore for a Mexican and you're left with nothing but an empty wallet - that's what it means to get shit on.

-"Your old best friend is going around town talking smack about you?"
"Yeah, he's just shitting on me now for no reason."

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out to get

When someone is purposely causing you problems.

Those three kids keep trying to get me in trouble by lying to teachers. They're out to get me.

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get blowed

v. to smoke marijuana; become high, intoxicated from.

"I had to get blowed before i chilled with my grandma."

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Get Fuzzy

A fuckin hilarious comic strip with the hyper, cat-nip stoned cat Bucky, fat yet respectable Satchel and their owner Robbo. A funny strip of random and odd jokes. Not as good as Calvin and Hobbes but close.

Bucky- "I AM THE MASTER OF THIS CURTAIN!I AM THE MASTER OF ALL WINDOW TREATMENTS.YAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Satchel- "Ha ha, Catnip, the gift that keeps on giving."
Rob- "Stay out of my room!"

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get oofed

1)
Getting the wind knocked out of you

2)
Getting hit in roblox or getting rick rolled

"Dude did you see what happened to timmy? He got oofed!"

"I am going to get oofed"

"Remember when we played roblox last night? Bob got oofed!"

"My professor oofed me" (vine)

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