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A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things
"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."
"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."
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The junk of a tall, skinny, yet festive Morman man.
Hey Nicole, want to sample my Christmas Ham?
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Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.
"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"
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A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.
Some ham and egger came into my work today.
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an extremely huge ass on an ethnic girl. resembles the size of a Christmas Day ham.
Look, Adolf! That girl's Christmas ham is spicy!
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"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"
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Derogatory term insulting African-Americans; a watermelon.
Go pick me an African ham.
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