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The stringy bits of flesh that hang down from the roof of your mouth after having consumed scalding hot food. For oral abrasions caused by the texture of the food, rather than it being hot, use Captain Crunch Mouth.
Jim: Dude, why do you have needle-nosed pliers in your mouth?
Carey: Man, I got a bad case of the hot pocket herpes from those pizza rolls.
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A disease obtained by the highest level of whore. (Level 60 Warlock Whore). Can be contracted through any oriface, but leads to big ass nasty sores all over the body. The result of this disease is imminent DEATH, or at a minimum some really nasty scabs and scars.
ie: Dirk Burkster was with this dude the other day and that Mofo gave him FBH (Full Body Herpes).
"Mom, I have this burning sensation when I pee and all these sores all over my body."
"Son, thats because you've got the Full Body Herpes."
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What is known as a herpe infested methhead. One who received herpes while being a methhead, sometimes on anus. Slang used by I.C.P. as in " for you herpe methhead anus "
This is an unwanted infection and considered a voodoo curse. "please stay away from the herpe methhead anus".
"You better straighten up. Look at that herpe methhead anus tramp stamp hoe you don't wanna be like that."
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a woman who has a bucket cunt and collects stds for a small price or meal
man that girl is such a herpes herder now im fucked
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A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:
lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.
evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.
false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.
no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.
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1. Something that trey buevens uses to summon his dog or brothers
2. A sexually transmitted "Problem"
3. An insult
4. Something that you learn about in health class
5. Something MOST health teachers have
6. Something that you can catch if you do not line the toilet seat at your local Burger King
7. A bad word in jesus eyes; jesus says herpies are bad
1.Tre: Here herpie boy, c'mon herpes
2. Bonquiefa: Oh mah god, i had sex with michael and i caught herpes
3.Titala: You are a herpe(occured more oftenly used in the 1930s
4.Mr. Liberty: Herpes are sores
5.Mr.L: Now class look at my second degree case of herpes flamin hot red eeeowchies
6. Ashlee: Yesterday i got herpes from BQ when i didnt line the toilet seat
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Verb.
To grin retartedly and/or drool while surrounded by extreme awesomeness because you can not express your joy/excitement/admiration for what ever that is around you with words.
Derived from the words "herp," meaning epic win, and "derp" meaning moment of retardation(according to some definitions).
Commonly occurs when listening to music or watching movies.
A:"So how was that Apocalyptica concert?"
B:"It had me derping in herps!"
A: "Lucky bastard."
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